music: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can't Stop
mood: Hungover

Nothing beats waking up hungover from the night before and recieving an email like this one:

To,

Respected Peter Jackson,

A HEARTIEST REQUEST FROM THE CULTURAL DESK OF DIBYENDU & AMBALIKA

SIR,
We are a Cultural & Educated Bengali (Indian) newly married Couple - DIBYENDU DAS (A 32 Year's old Computer Consultant) & AMBALIKA DAS ( A Master Degree Student on the Music of Rabindra Nath Tagore, studing in the Rabindra Bharati University, Kolkata). We are highly interested to collect the PERSONAL PHOTOGRAPHIES With SIGNATURE, LETTERS, of the GREAT CELEBRITIES of WORLD OF POLITICS, CULTURE, MUSIC, CRICKET, LAWN TENNIS, LITERATURES, POETRIES AND OTHERS. We store the memorable paticulars in a FILE, named - "A MEMORABLE PROFILE" and we think, that will inspire us to go ahead on the Way of Our Future Lives and also show the morality to our next generation.
So, we are highly requesting YOU to send us YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY With YOUR SIGNATURE AND A WISHING LETTER FOR OUR SUCCESSFULL & HAPPY FAMILY AND PEACEFUL FAMILY form YOUR INTELLECTUAL DESK.
We are also intersted to build-up a Non-Profit Computer Educational Institute for the financially handicapped students of the Kolkata, one of the famous city of India with our own limited financial capacity, because, we think, "Our All Activities Are Statistically Calculated By The Almighty".
We hope, YOU will be enough kind to grant our heartiest request and Send us YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY With YOUR SIGNATURE AND A WISHING LETTER FOR OUR SUCCESSFULL & HAPPY FAMILY AND PEACEFUL FAMILY form YOUR INTELLECTUAL DESK. Now, we will await for YOUR REPLY AND INSPIRATION.
THANKING YOU.
WITH OUR BEST REGARDS,
DIBYENDU & AMBALIKA
Lewman on 10.15.05 @ 01:26 PM GMT [link]