The Lord of Fighting Games Prayer

Our fighter which art in Japan,
Capcom be thy name.
Thy engine's come,
yet never done,
in arcade's as it is on consoles.

Give us this day our daily binge,
and forgive our cheesey juggle combos,
as we forgive you for Resident Evil's control style.

And lead us not into 3D,
and deliver us from XBox:
For thine is the engine,
the power bar and combo,
forever and ever,

Hadoken.

by Peter Gunter