Listen up you budding Bachs, you potential Picassos, even all you Peter Jackson
wannabes! This section is devoted to you; your work, your stuff, your masterpieces.
It came to my attention that many of you Bastards must have alot of talent,
so why not share it with the other Bastards on TBHL!
This section is devoted to all Bastards with skills to show off. We want to
see those Peter Jackson piccies, and read those PJ poems! Has your band done
a cover of a PJ film theme tune? Or have you written or remixed your own? Send
us the MP3 or tape! All you budding play wrights with a screenplay, or short
movie in the style of the great Peter J, you guessed it, SEND IT TO US! We will
take up the task of recording your films to REALVIDEO format, to put up for
downloading from this page.
Basically we want anything Peter Jackson orientated that you can produce. We
want ANYTHING, (although we may censor any nude pictures of Kate Winslet, or
maybe not ;) ) We hope to produce a decent gallery of your stuff.
If you own a scanner, or can type any text up yourself we would appreciate
it if you e-mail it to tbhl@theonering.net.
If not, contact us to find the address to post stuff to.
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Event.doc |
by Cliff Almas |
Microsoft Word Short Story - 46k |
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Full title, 'In the event of my death I wish certain facts to be
known', this short story, although not based on a Peter Jackson
work, is written in a similar style of black humour.
This story is well written, and keeps the reader in suspense throughout. Hey PJ,
how's about filming a version of this! ;) Well worth downloading;
let's see more of the same please! |
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wallpapers.zip |
by Loz Moss |
Zipped Jpeg Files - 420k |
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From the creator of Peter Jackson Online, comes a cool collection
of collages that look great as a windows background. The zip file
contains a Bad Taste, two Frighteners, a Brain Dead, and a Heavenly
Creatures (my personal favorite) wallpaper. A creative and practical
entry. Cool! |
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feebles.zip |
by Mad Feebles |
Zipped Desktop Theme - 2.8Meg |
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A professionaly made Meet the Feebles Desktop theme. Includes a sound scheme, background, arrow set
etc. A good entry well worth the download! |
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pjnutshell.zip |
by Dennis Pozniak |
Real Audio Music Video - 7.3Meg |
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This is really an inspirational use of scenes from PJ movies. Kind of a music video
set to Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl", a kinda kewl choice! The
visuals, all taken from Bad Taste, Brain Dead, Meet The Feebles,
Heavenly Creatures and The Frighteners, are wonderfully synchronised
with the music.
You will need RealPlayer G2 in order to view this, which can
be obtained from The Realplayer
Homepage. Well worth doing! |
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anode.doc |
by Richard Desiatnik |
Word 97 Poem - 20k |
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A rather amusing poem that talks about many of Peter Jackson's films!
A must download! :) |
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fsdiary.doc |
by Joanna Peterson |
Word 97 Diary - 61k |
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Now this is the kind of thing I like to see. This person has obviously took an enormous intrest in Forgotten Silver and has produced something that really impressed both me and Pete. Using the style of PJ Joanna has managed to produce a kind of companion piece to Forgotten Silver that really aids the film itself!
A Joy from start to finish. |
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nzblood.doc |
by Joanna Peterson |
Word 97 Poem - 14k |
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Another great entry by Joanna. This is an ode to Peter J, in a similar style to Richards entry,
but is altogether a worthy download. Humorous and a great read. |
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wobpoem.doc |
by Joanna Peterson |
Word 97 Poem - 7k |
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Just imagine what Wobert would have written in a poem to Lucille.
Joanna has again captured the moment, in this great poem spoken in Woberts tongue! |
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braindead_wallpaper.jpg |
by El Loco |
Windows Background |
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A great Braindead wallpaper for use on your desktop! |
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breath.doc |
by The Hideous Thing |
Word 97 Poem -20k |
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This guy watched Bad Taste for the first time and these are his feelings after the first alien getting killed. Although he also wrote it in the spirit of the warm and fuzzy feelings he gets from scenes like that :) |
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apology.doc |
by The Hideous Thing |
Word 97 Story -36k |
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The effects of watching PJ's films can be depremental to your health, as this story describes! :) |
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derek_wallpaper.jpg |
by The Hideous Thing |
Windows Background -56k |
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Another great entry by Hideous Thing! This time he has made a great Windows Desktop background of images of Derek from Bad Taste! |
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derek.doc |
by Julie Kangas |
Microst Word Short Story -173k |
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This is an extremely intresting entry for the BOB. Tells the story of Derek's 'early years'. A FANTASTIC read! Get it now! |
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derek.jpg |
by Jimmy Vampyro |
JPEG Image -38k |
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A brilliant sketch of Derek with the chainsaw! |
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horror.doc |
by The Hideous Thing |
Word 97 Poem -15k |
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A fantastic poem about hideous things love of Derek. Check this one out now! |
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feebles.exe |
by Michael Hill |
Flash Animation - 500k |
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A great flash animation of Meet the Feebles. Get it now! |
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milton.jpg |
by Jimmy Vampyro |
JPEG Image -113k |
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Another brilliant sketch of one of PJ's creations. This time we have an excellent one of Milton Dammers from The Frighteners. |
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www.mblm.co.uk |
by Harrison Samuel |
Essential Website |
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A fascinating website dealing with the infamous boyband MBLM. You need to check this out now! |
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badtastepic.jpg |
by Doug Williams |
JPEG image - 257k |
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A great 3d rendered image of Lord Crumb eating the taste sensation of the galaxy! :) |
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shelob.jpg |
by Doug Williams |
JPEG image - 267k |
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Another cool pic from Doug. This one is of Shelob from The Return of the King. |
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ww1zomb.jpg |
by Doug Williams |
JPEG image - 188k |
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A very intresting image of PJ's potential WWW1 zombie film. A must see! |
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zomb2.jpg |
by Doug Williams |
JPEG image - 296k |
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Yet another awesome picture based around PJ's concept of a WW1 zombie film. Doug, you rule! |
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lotrsimpsonsa.jpg |
by Anonymous Rabid Fan
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JPEG image - 61k |
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Ever imagine what Frodo, Sam and Gollum would look like if they were characters in the Simpsons? well worry
not for now you can see them in all their glory ;) Brilliant! |
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lotrsimpsonsb.jpg |
by Anonymous Rabid Fan
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JPEG image - 61k |
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See what Pippin and Merry would look like if Matt Groening got his dirty little hands on them. Fantastic! |
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pjsimpsons.jpg |
by Anonymous Rabid Fan
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JPEG image - 166k |
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FInally we get to see what PJ would look like in a Simpsons episode! Awww.... inst he a cutie? ;) |
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fC_headburster.avi |
by Ulrik Bruchholz (flatCOIN)
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DivX 5.5 video - 15.2 MB |
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Wow! Check out this awesome Bad Taste/Brain Dead inspired short film by flatCOIN productions. Also visit
their website at http://www.flatcoin.com/ to find out more about how
they made the excellant special effects. |
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pj_lawnmower.jpg |
by http://www.sweet-outrage.com
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JPEG Image - 70k |
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A fantastic painting of PJ with a lawnmower doing what he had to do with Saruman's Death sequence ;) |
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pjhobbit.jpg |
by http://www.markraats.com
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JPEG Image - 528k |
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Imagine PJ as a hobbit... well that's not too hard is it? ;) Fantastic drawing from an equally talented guy |
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peterjackson.jpg |
by Guilherme Silveira Dias
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JPEG Image - 528k |
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A cartoon of PJ and his ROTK Oscars by a talented artist. You can check out Guilherme's website at
You know I never noticed the resemblance between
oscars and table football players before! |
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pjportrait.jpg |
by Pat Walker
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JPEG Image - 43k |
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A portrait of PJ, in what looks like pastels, drawn by an admiring fan. |
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