Board of Bastards

Listen up you budding Bachs, you potential Picassos, even all you Peter Jackson wannabes! This section is devoted to you; your work, your stuff, your masterpieces. It came to my attention that many of you Bastards must have alot of talent, so why not share it with the other Bastards on TBHL!

This section is devoted to all Bastards with skills to show off. We want to see those Peter Jackson piccies, and read those PJ poems! Has your band done a cover of a PJ film theme tune? Or have you written or remixed your own? Send us the MP3 or tape! All you budding play wrights with a screenplay, or short movie in the style of the great Peter J, you guessed it, SEND IT TO US!

Basically we want anything Peter Jackson orientated that you can produce. We want ANYTHING, (although we may censor any nude pictures of Kate Winslet, or maybe not ;) ) We hope to produce a decent gallery of your stuff.

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MonkeyTrapScript4-3-07.pdf
2/4/2007
Here's something Peter may be interested in as a future project. More info on www.monkeytrap.us. Cheers, Denning :-)
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tbhl_reignofblood.avi
by Ulrik
29/3/2007
A shortfilm about some vampireslayer and how he is doing his job ;). The short is a mix between hong kong style martial arts action and some vampire slaying in the tradition of "blade".
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Beren and Luthien.pdf
25/9/2006
Screenplay for Beren and Luthien. I've done an animatic for scenes 1 - 11, but my artwork is terrible (I like the music). Enjoy.
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kingkong rock and dilan 007.jpg
24/9/2006
This is an actual real rock that was one of many we took from a quarry and put in our garden. It wasnt until we were sitting in our bbq area that my mother pointed out it looks like King Kong. We thought she had consumed too many wines and then figured we ahd too as it really did/does look like King Kong. The pics dont really do it justice but to think it hasnt been sculptured at all it really is quite remarkable. I hav eother photos in which you may be able to make it out better. But you should be able to see a mouth, nose, eyes, forehead and even the shape of his back... or maybe Im still under the influence of too many wines.
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fC.hammerman.tbhl.avi
10/9/2006
"Hammerman Justice" is some new shortfilm I did. Its pretty much inspired by the music of John Carpenter , the early movies of Peter Jackson, silentmovies of Buster Keaton, stunts of Jackie Chan and editing of John Woo ;). Hope you have a good time watching it.
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TrailerTOTR_w2.wmv
4/9/2006
Once upon a time there was a Russian forum Henneth-Annun.ru, which was dedicated to Peter Jackson's movie version of The Lord of the Rings. Shortly after the first part of his trilogy was released in Russian movie theatres, the fans started to discuss the many changes which Jackson has put into Tolkien's story. At one point came the idea to create an own fan movie. And so was born the Fellowship Art Group, a bunch of creative people who set on a quest to recreate Peter Jackson's vision in form of a parody. The uncommercial project, which was only possible through the support and enthusiasm of the fans, grew in the 3 years of making to an own journey to Middle-Earth. And as a result, three movies with the running time of 75 minutes each, were made. The plot is very close to Jackson's original movies, because these films are a loving parody to Jackson's screen version. Even the film score has been composed by the makers, with very few respectful hommages to Howard Shore's Academy-Award-winning music. More about the Trouble of the Rings trilogy on http://totr.thehutt.de/index_e.html and http://www.altlotr.ru
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Kong2.pdf
22/8/2006
This is a great book written and illustrated by Liam Allen. Liam has a great passion for films, and was so emotional after the death of Kong that he decided to resurrect Kong and write a follow up "King Kong 2". Thanks very much guys!
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LOTR_Poems.rtf
24/7/2006
I have a book published of my poetry called "More Then Just Feelings" A Journey Through My Heart and It has some Lord of the Rings poems in there that i wrote and i just thought maybe you could put a couple on your site for people to read if they're interested.... Thanks ~§arah Thomp§on~
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spring kong bob.wmv
3/7/2006
king kong re-made with a spacehopper in the lead role. combination of live action/puppet/animation/cgi 2 mins of fun
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Middle Earth Idols.wmv
13/6/2006
This is the most recent fan film by teenage filmmakers. These sisters are only 15 & 17 years old, but are incredibly talented. I am amazed with their work. This is called "Middle Earth Idols," a hilarious parody featuring some of our favorite LOTR characters. Based on the hit television show, "American Idol." Fans should check out their other LOTR fan films at: www.marsproductions.net The young girl that plays Frodo does a remarkable job, especially in their fan film scene "Mordor Destroyed." Check out "Middle Earth Idols" and boogie down with Denethor to Disco Inferno! Ha!
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