Complete Barliman Sound Listing Trailer Sound List precious.wav = Gollum saying "My Precious" secondarkness.wav = Gandalf saying "Sauron needs only this ring to cover all the lands in a second darkness" secretsafe.wav = Gandalf saying "Is it secret? is it safe?" seeking.wav = Gandalf saying "And he's seeking it, seeking it... all his thought is bent on it" dothey.wav = Frodo saying "No one knows it's here, do they? ... Do they Gandalf? gift.wav = Boromir saying "The weapon of the enemy is a gift, let us use it against him!" wield.wav = Aragorn saying "You cannot wield it! none of us can!" destroyed.wav = Legolas saying "The ring must be destroyed" unmade.wav = Elrond saying "It was made in the fires of Mount Doom, only there can it be unmade" afraid.wav = Frodo saying "I know what I must do, but I'm afraid to do it" walkmordor.wav = Boromir saying "One does not simply walk into Mordor" nootherway.wav = Frodo saying "There is no other way" downthere.wav = Frodo saying "There's something down there" forged.wav = Gandalf saying "This is the one ring, forged by the dark lord Sauron" frightened.wav = Aragorn: "Are you frightened?" Frodo: "Yes" Aragorn: "Not nearly frightened enough!" smallest.wav = Galadriel saying "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future" Hobbit/Wizard Pack Sounds acelaugh.wav = Ace Ventura Laughing allrighty.wav = Ace Ventura saying "Allrighty then" arrow.wav = The sound of an arrow being fired bagbaby.wav = Austin Powers saying "this sort of thing ain't my bag, baby" balrog.wav = The Bakshi balrog roaring and then snapping his whip basically.wav = Ash from Army of Darkness saying "yea... basically" bilbosong.wav = The Rankin-Bass song about dishes at Bilbo's blast.wav = The sound of a laser blast from The Transformers boob.wav = Skeletor from He-Man contacting, and insulting the king boromirhorn.wav = The Bakshi Boromir's horn sounding brain.wav = The Scarecrow from Oz singing "If I only had a brain" brutha.wav = PimpBot 5000 asking "What's the good word, my brutha?" cake.wav = Battlecat from He-Man lamenting about not getting some cake calisuri.wav = Our own Calisuri introducing himself callum.wav = Our own Calisuri doing his Gollum impression castrate.wav = An evil guy saying "Guards, castrate him!" cherrywine.wav = PimpBot 5000 assuring all he is doing fine comeback.wav = The Bakshi Boromir begging Frodo to "come back" computers.wav = Marvin the Martian expressing frustration concerning his computers confused.wav = A Brittish guy expressing confusion crash.wav = Cartoon sound of a plane crashing crickets.wav = The sound of crickets chirping cutyou.wav = PimpBot 5000 threatening you daffy.wav = Daffy duck saying "woohoo" die.wav = A Barbarian commanding you to "die!" disagree.wav = Mr. Burns from The Simpsons saying "I disagree" doforyou.wav = A Blacksmith offering you his help doh.wav = Homer saying "doh!" draw.wav = John Wayne expressing disgust at someone's ignorance eject.wav = Soundwave from The Transformers saying "eject!" eldorado.wav = PimpBot 5000 offering the keys to his El Dorado evillaugh.wav = Dr. Evil laughing evillaugh2.wav = Mumm-Ra laughing excellent.wav = Mr. Burns saying "excellent" fancy.wav = Ash saying "Well hello, Mr. Fancypants" fool.wav = Skeletor saying "Let's see you try it... fool" force.wav = Obi-Wan Kenobi saying "The force will be with you" french.wav = Monty Python saying "I'm French, why do you think I have this OUTRAGEOUS accent?" goodmaster.wav = The Bakshi Gollum saying "good master" grayskull.wav = He-Man saying "By the power of GraySkull!" groovybaby.wav = Austin Powers saying "groovy baby" haha.wav = Nelson from The Simpsons laughing help.wav = Tweety Bird crying for help hi.wav = Dr. Nick from The Simpsons saying "hi everybody!" horse.wav = A horse making noise hounds.wav = Mr. Burns commanding "release the hounds" inconceivable.wav = From the Princess Bride "inconceivable!" invincible.wav = Starscream touting his skills, and being shamed jetship.wav = A Jetsons ship sound kitt.wav = KITT from Knight Rider introducing himself later.wav = PimpBot saying "later, whitebread" magic.wav = Merlin the wizard saying "Not if my magic can help it!" master.wav = Darth Vader saying "Now I... am the master" mauloff.wav = A double lightsaber being turned off maulon.wav = A double lightsaber being turned on megadeath.wav = Megatron screaming "Starscream!!!" as he is abandoned meow.wav = A cat meowing until it is whacked into silence mordor.wav = The Ringwraiths from Bakshi saying "come back, to Mordor we will take you" myprecious.wav = Gollum saying "my precious" from Bakshi newsflash.wav = Our own Calisuri alerting the channel to a newsflash ni.wav = Monty Python - a knight saying "Ni!" nicehobbitses.wav = Gollum saying "Nice hobbitses" from Bakshi oblivion.wav = Soundwave saying "prepare... for... obvlivion!" onering.wav = Gandalf reciting the lines overprime.wav = Megatron saying "It's over Prime!" painsme.wav = Starscream saying "Oh how it pains me to do this!" (sarcastically) peasants.wav = Starscream saying "Faster you peasants!" pig.wav = PimpBot threatening to "stick you like a pig" retreat.wav = Theoden crying "retreat" from Bakshi rimshot.wav = the comedy drum followup ringlong.wav = A long ring line reading from the BBC ringwraith.wav = A Nazgul crying runfools.wav = Gandalf yelling "run, you fools!" saberoff.wav = A Lightsaber being turned off saberon.wav = A Lightsaber being turned on samlost.wav = Samwise saying "We're plain lost, Mr. Frodo" science.wav = Starscream saying "Foolish human, magic can never defeat science!" shonuff.wav = PimpBot saying "sho nuff" shruberry.wav = Monty Python saying "A shruberry!" snore.wav = A cartoon snore stillfunct.wav = Megatron saying "Wait... I still function!" stones.wav = Mr. Burns commanding that the Rolling Stones be killed swallow.wav = A witch threatening to "swallow your soul!" tellmegandalf.wav = Theoden asking Gandalf's advise thephonecall.wav = The LOTR casting director calling an extra throwbone.wav = Dr. Evil saying "throw me a frickin' bone" transform.wav = A Transformer doing just that transformout.wav = A Transformer turning back trumpets.wav = The sound of trumpets upto.wav = PimpBot shooting the breeze vengeance.wav = Mr. Burns threatening Springfield wannabet.wav = Starscream asking "wanna bet?" welcome.wav = Our own Tookish welcomes you xena.wav = Xena doing her war cry xoa1.wav = Dr. Who clip about Xoanon - "The great god Xoanon" xoa2.wav = Dr. Who clip about Xoanon - "Xoanon!" xoa3.wav = Dr. Who clip about Xoanon - "Great Xoanon!" xoa4.wav = Dr. Who clip about Xoanon - "Do you lack brain? Xoanon does..." xowelcome.wav = Our own Xoanon welcomes you yeahbaby.wav = Austin Powers saying "Yeah baby!"

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