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December 25, 2002 - February 06, 2003

2-06-03 Latest News


A Tragic Tale...
Reno @ 10:24 am EST

This is a story all too familiar to many of us. Peter Jackson really is like the mistress who broke up many a long term relationship with George Lucas (Ew. :P) Anyway, check this out.

Story from www.theonion.com

2-05-03 Latest News


We like the MOON!
Lewman @ 10:58 am EST

Ok I know this isnt PJ related. But damn it its so bloody funny! ;)

DO NOT click on this link if you have a weak bladder :)

1-18-03 Latest News


The Lord Of The G-Strings : Femaleship Of The String
Lewman @ 7:12 pm EST


Synopsis: In this erotic spoof of the Peter Jackson epic, three diminutive yet delectable female Throbbits face danger and sensual adventure in their quest to destroy the legendary and all-powerful G-String.

Well what can you say about a title like that? :) FOr all those people out there who want to, ahem.. catch a different interpretation of LOTR, why not give it a rent out when it comes out.
(PLEA TO MAKERS OF THE PORNO - I'd love a review copy if thats at all possible! ;))

1-16-03 Latest News


Fan Art Update :D
Lewman @ 8:28 pm EST

Heres a quick fan art update. Thanks to Janet Storm and Kitsune Design for sending them in :) It's also worth crediting Rich at http://www.geocities.com/politicalparody/ for producing the great George Bush One Ring parody picture. Keep them coming in! :)

1-13-03 Latest News


Paquita's Grandmother dies :(
Lewman @ 9:13 pm EST

Davina Whitehouse, who played Paquita's Grandmother in Peter Jackson's BrainDead (DeadAlive) passed away Xmas day, aged 90.

http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/newssentinel/4936484.htm

Davina Whitehouse, 90, died Dec. 25 after a series of strokes. Whitehouse grew up in London theater and film performing with actors including Sir John Gielgud. She appeared in "Night Nurse" (1931) with Clark Gable and Barbara Stanwyck.

She moved to New Zealand in 1952 with her family and continued her acting career, appearing in plays and films, including "Sleeping Dogs" (1977) with Sam Neil and "Braindead," also known as "Dead Alive" (1992), directed by Peter Jackson.

1-08-03 Latest News


Happy New Year! - and a bit of an update too ;)
Lewman @ 6:24 am EST

HAPPY NEW YEAR! all you bastards out there :) Looks like 2003 will be the biggest yet for PJ and TBHL. Looks like the members pack will finally see the light of the day. We are well into getting this produced. The T-shirt is looking great! So trust me everyone, this will be something you want to wear! ;) It wont be jsut another t-shirt that gets thrown to the back of the wardrobe ;)

Also after 4 years, we finally have our own DOMAIN NAME! :) So go update all those bookmarks! :P The domain name is http://www.tbhl.net This will be up and working in the next couple of days, so keep checking back ;)

For all those people who didn't know I have been in New Zealalnd for the last 4 months visiting my girlfriend and also soaking up the Kiwi culture. In this time I've had the chance to meet many many people. Best of all were PJ, Pete O'here and Mike Minnet ;) And damn it the rumours are true. Mike can drink like a fish, but he's no way as good as me! :D

Here's a pic of me and Pete O'Herne at his house :

As you can see Pete's his normal handsome self clutching a copy of the German Bad Taste DVD, while I'm holding a copy of the Bad Taste LP (i want it, I want it!!!!)

Oh and heres a photo of me and my girlfriend that sums up the general excitement that constantly runs through my veins here in NZ ;)

Anyways I've gone on for long enough ;) So hope all you guys have a happy 2003! Keep checking back for more updates ;)

12-25-02 Latest News


TBHL xmas gift to you! :)
Lewman @ 11:58 pm EST

That's right! Here at TBHL we always believe it is better to give than recieve. That's why we have something quite special as an Xmas gift for all you Bastards! :)

So thats why, after many years of waiitng... we have finally got you all A NEW MESSAGE BOARD

It uses the Ultimate BBS software, so expect lots of lovely features such as polls and sticky topics and other misc. shit :)

So go HERE RIGHT NOW! to begin the discussions with other Bastards! ;)



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